My sense of humor is without taste or direction tonight. You should leave this post knowing little more than you arrived with.
- Do I have stinky armpits?
- Why does everyone feel it's necessary to move hours, or even states, away from here? Oh you know who you are... *wink*
- Do you have any deodorant suggestions?
- I am 28 years old. I have acne. Honestly. What. is. up?
- I will not even kinda see the Cowboys play tomorrow night, we are not getting the NFL season ticket package on Satellite because IT IS OVERPRICED!
- My baby-est baby will be 3 years old on Friday. I can't even think about it. Such a hard thing, to let them grow up. Not to mention how much more unacceptable my 'baby weight' has become...
- Why have I not thrown all those pre-baby jeans away? Oh - you all have them - Don't act like you don't... :)
- I would like to officially complain about the fact that in all of history, NO ONE has ever come up with a way to feed me egg nog intravenously.
- Let's combine the last three bullet points and begin referring to my unlost 'baby weight' as egg nog weight.
- I have refused to do any Christmas shopping until about a week and a half before Christmas. My theory: It will save us money. I'll let you know how that pans out.
- I have recently come to the realization that this blogging network comprises roughly ALL of my social life. What did I do without you?
- I need a playdate. With or without children. Gwen, meems, somebody- have mercy on me. Come over already. Yeah, like you want the phantom plague we've been passing around...
- Is my phone finally working?
- Oh and please, please put the Christmas Tree thingy on your blog so I can return to you the joy that has been mine!
5 comments:
How did I miss the post about Nicki having the baby girl? Do we know the name yet? I can hardly wait to hear what she will pick this time!
Your new nickname is stinkpit:)
We would jump at the chance for a playdate if not for the "phantom plague."
Yes. Why is it that we were led to believe acne went with adolescence?
I've still got some of that "baby fat" and pre-pregnancy jeans, too. I keep telling myself I'm going to lose it and don't do anything about it.
I think the last minute shopping does save money. Things tend to really go on clearance that last week.
Egg nog would be no good if it skipped the taste buds.
I do not see any baby fat on you! You sexy mama! I know that buffalo wild wings is having the game and so is the steak place on chad. downtown. I think we might try to go to one. My mom is enjoying her grandchildren today. Playdate sounds like a great idea. When? I would like to have one at my house, "How can I get rid of the hubby for a little while????"
Ok, I CALLED YOU on Mon, trying to set up a playdate, but no, you were too busy. I think the ball is in your court, now. I think I might just call Meems and cg and playdate with them. HA!
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