Here's my "recipe for a good laugh"
Step 1: Buy a frozen pizza.
Step 2: Look at the box as you open it to cook it.
Step 3: Laugh till you wee.
I bought this frozen pizza without really noticing the box. Now that I have read the box, I feel like the village idiot who actually fell for the advertising gimmick.
I had to take a picture because I was so sure you guys would accuse me of making this up.
It has a "scratch and sniff" sticker on the box.
You will never guess what that sticker smells like...
It smells like "Garlic bread TASTE"
I'll let you know what 'garlic bread taste' smells like ASAP!!
And yes, I DID scratch it and sniff it...
Another great recipe is the one no_iffer was asking for...
The lead-up to this funny thing is - Last week at work my boss handed us all this article on cooking in plastic. The whole article is that it causes cancer to cook in plastic.
I agreed to cook a meal for no_iffer's family on Thursday. I didn't feel 100%, so I went out to my freezer in the garage to check it out. There sat a beautiful Stouffer's Grandma's Cheesy Chicken and Rice casserole. It was too easy!
All I had to do was cook it and make some side and rolls!! And I knew it would be good because I hadn't actually profaned it in any way with my own cooking!! So, remembering the article, I popped that bad boy out of its plastic baking dish and into a glass one of mine.
Presto! The stuff of legend.
no-iffer: the recipe is Wal-Mart frozen food section. Stouffer's casserole!!
How funny!! I am glad you liked it, but I cannot take any of the credit...
(unless being sneaky is good, in that case, I'm a rockstar)
8 comments:
Hey! I have had that pizza, like last week!! It had the scratch n sniff sticker to, I admit it, i scratched and sniffed the sticker also...
I thought the pizza box story was too funny. John was in the room so I shared. He just said, "What's wrong with that?" So there you have it. John thinks it's totally normal and a great advertising thing. Nothing to laugh about it. I think that's proof right there that he is just strange. Don't you agree??? =)
BTW, your phone's been busy all evening.....
lol - don't worry, I would've smelled it too!
PS - Coffee beans ARE next!
You are so sneaky!!!
Glad you came in today! Hope you like your stuff!
You know your sins will find you out. If you plagiarize a casserole, someone will ask you for the recipe on your blog! We must all learn from you.
That is so funny!!! And I must say I feel a sense of relief that it was a frozen casserole - it was just too perfect. I was beginning to feel like a completely incompetent mother and wife. Plus, now I know for sure that I can make it and it will turn out exactly the way yours did.
I still think you're a great cook - Mistake cake is the work of a genius.
We eat mistake cake quite often around my house.
Genius is a good word for it.
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