mombutt

I hope you're not offended by the title of this post. If you are, you surely must know how it pained me to type it.
This is my acknowledgement of reality.
I have tried to squeeze my booty into every style of pants/jeans/slacks/trousers available hoping for that one fit - THE perfect fit - to no avail.
It appears as though I must face the bitter truth of it.
I have mombutt syndrome in every cut of lower-half-of-the-body covering attire.
Care to join me?