for anyone who truly enjoys eating 'kid food' (read: chicken nuggets and EZ Mac) at every meal...
for you, if the thought of eating McDonald's ever again appeals to you...
furthermore, if you regularly succumb to your children's appeals to go 'inside' McDonald's and Play... (Although, I might suggest a cleaner location to allow them to slosh around in - like the DUMP.) :)
If you can still smile when your children ask to do arts and crafts in the kitchen while you prepare a meal - even though every nook and cranny in your home is crammed to overflowing with meaningful 'artwork'...
for anyone, and I do mean anyone, who is not greedily anticipating the re-emergence of order in your household that the beginning of the school year brings because you cannot imagine what your days could possibly be filled with, if not absolute devotion to your children's needs...
If any of the aforementioned describes YOU,
Here's to you:
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the best mom award goes to those mothers who have NOT eaten their children by mid August!! lol
(fyi: some mothers in the wild eat their young):o
SO HERE'S TO U!!
I needed this today. I pretty much lost my mind this morning after a couple of hours of kids not doing what they were supposed to be doing and complaining every step of the way.
I humbly accept this award.
So far, I qualify.
My kids have never: misbehaved, made me angry, complained about what they were fed, cost any money at all, cried, had a bruise or needed a band-aid, been sick, kept me from going anywhere, or embarassed me.
And I have never: forgotten to feed them, clothe them, house them, or bathe them, I never lose my temper with them, get frustrated with them, forget their names, or lose them.
You could pretty much say that I am the perfect parent, for I have never made a parenting mistake. I am missing nothing as a parent... except maybe children. But I don't think that should count against me.
If anyone needs pointers from the perfect parent, the advice lane in front of my window has no line.
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