Potty Training and Bedtime Fake-Outs.

I am listening to little voices (which must be in my head because I have already put my little darlings to bed) explain the steps to using the potty.

I think I am on the brink of a multi-million dollar idea as I sit and listen.

Little steps like...

"Ok, now you hafta wiggle the lid with the hole in it to shake off the extra pee"

And

"Did you flush before you washed your hands? If you didn't, you're gonna get sick from the germs..."

And

"Hey. Don't put your feet in the tub while you're going. You could slip off and make a big mess."

I think I'll write a potty training manual taken straight from the mouths of little ones who have just finished potty training.

It would be a best-seller for sure.
If not a best-seller, it beats that Elmo toy hands down.

I guess I should go begin Round 2 of our bedtime ritual...