Saturday, May 31, 2008

A funny.

If the thought of alcohol consumption on any level offends you, stop reading now.
I would hate for your opinion of me to drop any further... :)

Today we were invited to go to a BBQ at one of our neighbor's house.
We were asked to bring a couple of 6-packs of beer and some fruit. As others were enlisted to bring a variety of other things.

I pretty much NEVER buy beer. Chris does. Sometimes people bring it over to our house. But I, as a general rule, will not be found in the store buying beer. I think that - before today - it had been over a year since I had made any purchase in a grocery store (Note italics) that one must meet age requirements to buy. (I did buy some spray paint for a project a few months back...)

The contents of my shopping cart today:
Beer
Watermelon
Strawberries
Apples
My daughter

I couldn't ever throw a ham over the top of the beer. There was no hiding in my sin...


I ran into Pastor Henry, Pastor Miller (from another church in town), and another God-fearing family with young children!!

HI-larious!

Of course, I joked with Pastor Henry. I haven't been to church in months and he caught me in the grocery store getting liquored up!! The Lord works in mysterious ways...

5 comments:

Wendy said...

Oh the luck! Thanks for being my friend this week. You're one in a million.

Meems said...

You know what is even funnier...he spoke about just this very subject on Sunday.

A's Rich Life said...

busted... ;P

it's not so much what you do, as much as it is what others think you do.

ree said...

That ranks right on up there with only having to buy feminine products when you are single and running into every guy you ever thought was cute!

Good times...

kablot spot said...

Remember that one time that we went to Pinkie's for something on a holiday and ran into like 3 other groups of people from our church that were hiding under the racks? We were, of course, buying soda... *wink* Big bunch of sinners!