Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Public restrooms.

Worse than the filth,
Far worse than other people's germs,
Worse than your children touching every square inch of the dernd pot before you can get away from them...
I have, in my late 20's, discovered the absolute worst reality of public restrooms.
I was washing my hands in a public restroom and I turned to the infamous blowy thing to dry them - this is where my disgust with public restrooms turned to horror.
The skin on my not-so-taught hands rippled like an ocean of skin when I slid them underneath the blowy thing!!
How horrifying!

From this point on, if you smell a slightly odd scent on me, you can bet it will be the generous slathering of wrinkle cream I applied just before leaving my house.
This marks a new day for me.
Goodbye youth, goodbye...

1 comment:

Camezi said...

I started using Oil of Olay when I met a friend's mother, who I mistaked for her sister! My friend said that they used it and by-golly, I bought some! She probably just has good genes and stayed indoors, but it's worth trying!