Baby Bible.

So a month or so ago, my mom bought J. a Bible. His first.
He loved his Bible so much that it lasted oh about 15 minutes.
It was a hardback and the cover was ripped off by bedtime: Day 1.
I've been making him carry it all shredded up and talking to him about how we treat the Word of God.
Last Saturday, after he prayed THE PRAYER, I thought I should look into the possibility of getting him a 'big boy' Bible.
So I did and I gave it to him about 30 minutes before church on Wednesday night.
I told him to be very gentle with it, like it was a baby.
It was a fancy soft cover one.
We got in the van, drove to church, and started to go into the building.
I heard a thud followed by, "Oh, sorry baby."
Yep, he dropped his Bible.