Conversations:

After going through the story of Jacob and Esau, due to non-stop squabbling:

What's your favorite color?
boy child: red
girl child: blue

What's your favorite animal?
boy: cow
girl: kitty cat

What's your favorite thing to eat?
boy: Fruit snacks
girl: Shrek

What's your favorite thing to do with daddy?
Boy: wrestle
girl: I wanna hold you.... (as she crawls into his kangaroo pouch/lap)

What's your favorite thing to do with mommy?
boy: love mommy
girl: Clean the house, followed by "I don't wanna go to bed - waaaaahhhhh..."

Some night.
Sweet kids.
Onery as they can be.
Shrek?