- I realize that I am a blog spaz.
- It has been brought to my attention that I delete too many posts.
- I have a fairly regular case of blog remorse.
- I think there might be a medication for that.
- There is always a deeper meaning, and I am determined to find it.
- Why does it give me heartburn to see a deleted comment? Was it tacky? Great, now I've got hives...
- My husband recognizes that blogging is a cheap addiction, unlike other potential addictions and is therefore sold on the pretense of its 'greater good.'
- If I reveal something personal (embarrassing) about myself and your husband inadvertently stumbles across it, please warn me of the impending awkwardness that will ensue.
- If for some reason, I am made aware of something personal or embarrassing about your husband, that under normal circumstances I should not know, please warn me of the impending awkwardness that will ensue.
- If there is an inside joke, such as code-breaking, that will make me pee my pants (I had big babies) - a simple warning phone call will suffice. (ie. "Hey, You're gonna pee your pants when you read this...") I don't ask for much.
- On a similar note, Computers are electronic devices. You are taking the safety of your friends into your own hands when you pen a post that cannot be read without gallons of tears falling to their keyboards. Fair warning is advisable. These are perilous times in which we live, you never know when you can get electrocuted by your space bar...
Your careful and regular adherence to these edicts hereby set before you is duly noted.
This could be classified as a post that was intended only for fun and should be administered with a few grains of salt.
5 comments:
Oh,goodness. Please tell me you didn't wet your pants today. If you did, I'm buying you Depends. Tomorrow.
(and if the package is already open when you get it, it's not because I took any for myself. really. i had small babies.)
(also, go to bed. as long as you're up posting, i have to stay up reading. so stop it.)
You guys are keeping me up all night. I had to find out what La was talking about with the depends.
By the way, I wish I wasn't so with you on the peeing thing. Save some for me.
I'm starting a bloggers' care group...It's called B.A.G. Ladies...(Bloggers Are Great)
;) We meet next Tuesday
You are a mess girl. Could be my very own child.
I just wish I had started making tally marks every time you changed your background. Seriously! Every time I check yours, its different. Is there some setting for revolving backgrounds I don't know about? :)
And yes, you delete far too many posts. It's making me think I have lost my already gone mind, so please stop!
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