WHAT!?!?!

Today was a hot booger-bear. That's what J. called it anyway. After Daddy left for work this afternoon around 3pm, the kids wanted to play outside. J. had put together this little get-up with a gun, some darts, a walkie-talkie, some 'hand-cuffs' (Don't ask) and man, was he ever ready to get outside and conquer! I was getting myself ready:
1. Go to the bathroom.
2. Get the phone.
3. Get drinks.
When I got it all together, I told J. to come get his juice - "just in case you get thirsty" I said. He looked back at me, with all his ammo in hand and scoffed, "Hunters don't drink JUICE!"